The following photos show conclusively why women tend to live longer than men. ........

("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")

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(Necessity is the mother of invention.)

 

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(And to think those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!)

 

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(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)

 

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("Gee, guys... that seems like a lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak...")

 

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(Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using CORDED power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)

 

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AND THE WINNER IS:

(No comment necessary.)